What the fuck are dialectics?
It’s simple. Dialectics is when I’m right about stuff
3:28am thinking about Him (captain death of the terrible privateer)
At the gig having forgotten my earplugs: oh fuck yes, sounds and noises
At home with my ears ringing like an old church bell: ah fuck, the sounds and noises
![a screenshot of wikipedia that reads: Captain William Death was an 18th-century privateer from Middlesex, England[1] who died in battle December 1756, in the first year of the Seven Years' War. Captain Death was in command of the Terrible, a ship equipped with twenty-six carriage guns, and manned with 200 sailors.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b724a70309d25067472fd7a546ec3d02/d09b986808603cff-33/s1280x1920/eb6000b3432b3c02f53c21230ff76ca50a87ed00.jpg)
Middle-aged lesbian at the hardcore show pulls me aside during a set to ask me what the fuck is up with the dancing the hardcore kids are doing. “This is new, I never saw this in my day.” Lady I’m twenty five and I usually avoid hardcore shows. I have no idea but yes the kids are acting weird. But aren’t they always gonna? What’s the point of being a teenager after all
Baru threatening to fuck this man’s secret daughter in a woman-respecting way is so funny. She’s like, I’m going to find your daughter, you old creep. And I’m going to treat her to dinner. We’ll eat blackberries for dessert. I’ll flirt with her and compliment her. I’ll show her my boat. And then we’ll see where things go from there.
Funniest part of Baldur’s Gate 3 so far: failing a DC 5 will save to not voluntarily get eaten by a mindflayer, while Shadowheart and Astarion watch on like “let’s see where they’re going with this” as I die on the floor
this is the only universally true statement about anarchist beliefs
i disagree
I think that there's a reasonable middle point between these points of view
i don't know what i expected
this is still the closest WOTC has gotten to political commentary on a printed card and they weren't even trying